do you not have bad boys in hoodies (sweat tops with hoods)in your neck of the woods eh Ces? Here they hang round street corners and shopping centres trying to look tough and menacing (in cities they are tough and menacing but not in rural Wiltshire) Freddie would like to hang around street corners smoking and being threatening but he's a horse and can't hold a fag properly, and he'd be useless at stealing cars - he's good at fencing though come to think.
In answer to your question - I don't know. I've had no training in this, and don't really understand codes and the like, I just bumble around trying things out and seeing what happens, and sometimes picking up a bit of wisdom from other people.
It's like setting the video - you probably need to ask a five year-old.
someone sent me this the yesterda, and I thought you'd like the combination of boats and ponies:
If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on my boat
If I were roy rogers I'd sure enough be single I couldn't bring myself to marrying old dale It'd just be me and trigger We'd go riding through them movies Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail
And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on my boat
The mystery masked man was smart He got himself a tonto cause tonto did the dirty work for free But tonto he was smarter And one day said kemo sabe Kiss my ass I bought a boat I'm going out to sea
And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on my boat
And if I were like lightning I wouldn't need no sneakers I'd come and go wherever I would please And I'd scare em by the shade tree And I'd scare em by the light pole But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea
And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on my boat
This is my first blog-stop for the day and what a tonic! I was going to chastise you for changing that spiffing witch avatar for a pregnant-looking "lady in red"...but I by the time I'd scrolled through the comments to the poem... Sod the avatar complaint! PS If I had a scanner I could send you a caricature of Freddie-the-Hood.
Oh well, our tough guys here may not wear hoods except in the winter but they sure wear their pants very low, so low they have to walk with their legs laterally abducted so the pants don't fall off. They look so stupid that they don't look so tough anymore. In fact one of them who robbed a store fell on his pants and the cops were able to arrest him with ease.
19 comments:
I LOVE your label on this one - how long have you been waiting to use that
ha ha ha!!!
:o)
serendipitous no?
Yo Yo Yo,
Dig this muthaf#@&*%s
F to the H comin' at 'cha
wit sum serious ASBO!
Gonna drop sum sh*t on you
if you get all up in my binness!
am I bovvered? I ain't bovvered
Tell him I'm coming in June. I'll have a word in his ear if he doesn't behave.
If that doesn't work, I'll speak to Freddie.
*cracking up*
what'd he do to the blacksmith? fill his sleeve up too?
So how come Dave's going to visit you and your horses, but he won't go to York?
Barefoot horses is the way to go - forget this shoeing business (or so my farrier says).
What did Freddie do?
he did a vertical take off with teeth.
he wasn't having shoes just a trim.
he won't be having shoes ever - he doesn't need to be packing extra weapons!
What's an ASBO?
Anti
Social
Behaviour
Order
His parole officer is coming round today:
Wish her luck - she'll need it!
Dave, DAAAVVEEE can you hear me?
Why has it linkylinked the last line and the date when I put her name before the < / a >
Your label is a perfume brand, did you know that?
What is an ASBO? Is it the same as Anti Social Behavior Disorder on people?
What is a hoody for a horse?
I am so ignorant.
Oh never mind. Sometimes I should read the comment trail.
But still what is a hoody?
do you not have bad boys in hoodies (sweat tops with hoods)in your neck of the woods eh Ces?
Here they hang round street corners and shopping centres trying to look tough and menacing (in cities they are tough and menacing but not in rural Wiltshire)
Freddie would like to hang around street corners smoking and being threatening but he's a horse and can't hold a fag properly, and he'd be useless at stealing cars - he's good at fencing though come to think.
In answer to your question - I don't know. I've had no training in this, and don't really understand codes and the like, I just bumble around trying things out and seeing what happens, and sometimes picking up a bit of wisdom from other people.
It's like setting the video - you probably need to ask a five year-old.
someone sent me this the yesterda, and I thought you'd like the combination of boats and ponies:
If I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
If I were roy rogers
I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old dale
It'd just be me and trigger
We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a tonto
cause tonto did the dirty work for free
But tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare em by the shade tree
And I'd scare em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
This is my first blog-stop for the day and what a tonic! I was going to chastise you for changing that spiffing witch avatar for a pregnant-looking "lady in red"...but I by the time I'd scrolled through the comments to the poem...
Sod the avatar complaint!
PS If I had a scanner I could send you a caricature of Freddie-the-Hood.
Oh well, our tough guys here may not wear hoods except in the winter but they sure wear their pants very low, so low they have to walk with their legs laterally abducted so the pants don't fall off. They look so stupid that they don't look so tough anymore. In fact one of them who robbed a store fell on his pants and the cops were able to arrest him with ease.
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