munchausen's anyone?

Himself will tell you it's all an endeavour to get more attention, but my recently punctured leg has been in the wars again. I hadn't been drinking and I was simply standing admiring the rain when I fell over backwards and down a slope ending up wedged against the fence.

I have a few more bruises than those I'm sharing with you and a swollen ankle.

Actually, I've never fallen over when drunk.

Just off to get bladdered then, it's a medical necessity.